Rule: Be nice to your elders!
Reason: They are wiser.
Truth: Be nice to your elders or box-elder-bugs will come and kick your arse!
Box-Elder-Bugs crave old people and feast on their brains, when this happens, elders develop a kung-fu ability to kick your bootay! When you diss or mistreat any elder, something in their brain is disgruntled and thus disturbs the box-elder-bugs who tickle their brain. In return the elders are given the sudden ability to drop their canes or walkers and leep out of their wheel chairs and kung-fu your arse.
June, 1969, Jimmie Blonker was walking down the street
and he needed to take a leak.
He ended in Ms. Grander's lawn,
He unzipped his pants and carried on.
While he was peeing,
Ms. Granger was peeking.
She said,"Get off my lawn you stupid kid,
or I'll come out there and bust your lid!"
"Okay, Granny, bring it on!"
The box-elder-bugs were a tickling
and granny started kicking,
Then she kung-fued him is his dong.
He saw stars for days and life became a haze.
He only sang soprano in choir,
and an acting job he coulnd't be hired.
All because he wasn't nice to his eldires.
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